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Relax, Dad!

August 23, 2012 | by

“Just relax,” the hospital staff kept telling David, but it was to no avail. David's wife was in labor and he was a nervous wreck. After what seemed like a week, a nurse came out with the happy news, “It’s a girl!” she cried.

“Thank God, a girl,” said David. “She'll never have to go through what I just went through!”

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