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The Customer’s Always Right

June 28, 2012 | by Aish.com

Moishe the Jeweler prided himself on putting customer service above all else. One day he overheard a clerk saying to a tourist who looked like she could have spent a pretty penny, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon."

Alarmed by what was being said, Moishe rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am. Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago."

Moishe then pulled the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, never, never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way. Now, what was it she wanted?"

The clerk smiled and said ...

"Rain."




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