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High Hopes for Hebrew School

May 6, 2012 | by

A little girl, dressed in a beautiful new dress, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Hebrew school. As she ran she prayed, "Hashem, please don't let me be late! Please don't let me be late!"

While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once again began to pray, "Hashem please don't let me be late...But please don't push me either!"

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