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First Class Bible

February 9, 2012 | by

Selma Epstein, a very gracious old lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother Herman in another part of the country.

“Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk when she arrived at the post office.

“Only the Ten Commandments,” answered the Selma.

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