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October 2, 2011 | by

Rabbi Michael Epstein, a prominent Rabbi was going through a difficult time. He tried his best to stay positive for the sake of family. So they were quite surprised when one day the nurse walked into his room and scolded him, “Rabbi, be positive.

Later when she returned he couldn’t hold back his tears.

“I’ve tried so hard to keep my chin up,” said Rabbi Epstein “And I thought I was doing ok until your comment this morning. Am I doing something wrong?”

“Oh no, not at all rabbi,” said the nurse. “Yesterday you asked me what your blood type was. I was just giving you the test results….B positive!”


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