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Two Left Feet

October 2, 2011 | by

Two elderly gentlemen, Harry and Isaac are sitting in a doctor’s office compare notes when they realize that they are suffering from same symptoms, even in the same foot!

Harry goes into see the doctor first and lets out a blood curdling screams that Isaac has never heard in his life.

Harry comes out and sits in the waiting room, curious to see if Isaac’s treatment will be as painful as his.

In two minutes Isaac comes out smiling from ear to ear.

“I don’t get it,” says Harry. “My treatment was so painful and yours was a breeze.”

Isaac whispered, “Do you think that for a moment, after listening to your screams, that I would show the doctor the right foot?”

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