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Not Just Another Jewish Parrot Joke
A guy walks into a parrot shop and asks, “How much is that parrot?”
“It's $5,000,” replies the store owner.
“Why so much?”
“Well this parrot knows the Talmud by heart.”
The shopper was impressed. “What about that parrot?” he asked.
“It's $10,000.”
“Why so much?”
“Oh this bird knows the Talmud and all of the major rabbinic commentaries.”
The shopper notices a platinum cage and asks “how much?”
The owner says, “$100,000.”
“Wow!! What does that bird know?”
The shop owner replies, "I have no idea but the first two birds call him ‘Rebbe’”!!
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