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A Tough Choice

December 30, 2010 | by

David Abramson, an American tourist was visiting Israel. Hungry after his first day of sightseeing he decides to stop into a cafe for lunch. It was the type of cafe where you went up to the counter to select your food, so David approaches the front where he is greeted by a gruff old Israeli woman.

"So what choices do I have here?" David asks the cafeteria lady.

"You can choose to eat here or not."

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