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Back to the Future

August 19, 2010 | by

Rivkah was walking with her two friends Jane and Marie. They were talking about what their children would be saying about them thirty years from now.

"I would like my children to say, 'She was a wonderful mother'," declared Jane.

"Thirty years from now," said Marie, "I want them to say, 'She was an accomplished businesswoman’."

They two then asked Rivkah, "So what do you want them to say about you in thirty years?"

"Me?" Rivkah replied, "I want them all to say, 'She hasn’t aged a day in 30 years'!"

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